Tuesday, 14 June 2016

Steve Vai - Passion and Warfare 25th anniversary tour

London Palladium - 2 June 2016

I first heard of Steve Vai in 1991, as a 12 year old just discovering music and learning guitar. A friend leant me a dodgy cassette bootleg of a Paul Gilbert clinic and, after the recording ended, at the end of one side there was a tantalising partial recording of 2 and a half tracks of the most incredible melodic guitar I'd heard to that point. It was a few months later, when I saw Steve Vai featured on the 'Guitar Legends' documentary screened to accompany the Seville '92 Expo that I finally discovered who it was and went out to buy, and be blown away by, what transpired to be the album 'Passion and Warfare'. (You need to watch this if you love guitars):

The early '90s was a different time. As a formative guitarist, I fell in love with Vai, alongside Satch, Van Halen, May, Beck and Zappa, buying every issue of Guitarist magazine. I distinctly remember a 14-hour overnight coach trip to Austria with school. Prior to the days of phones and electronics, I read and re-read an issue with Vai on the cover wearing a yellow frilly shirt, holding a beautiful white/gold Ibanez (probably a youthful, still pristine 'Evo' - Steve's main guitar for many years) and, importantly, looking cool as fuck. Even though I listened and listened to the music and have never been one to follow a band on the basis of image, there is no doubt that Steve always looked the part. He had the perfect leather-clad metal look while remaining on the right side of glam, no obvious makeup or hair do - you really did believe Vai just got out of bed looking that cool.

Anyway, fast forward 25 years...

The influences of my guitar heroes sadly never propelled me to stardom, but I still give much of their output regular plays with Passion and Warfare itself being prime amongst them.

Passion and Warfare

There are few albums whose covers so accurately reflect their content. All at once colourful, cool, fantastical, slightly surreal and complex. Again, I talk about image. However, it's impossible to listen to Passion and Warfare without mental images appearing. This is the sound of a grand vision which, to my impressionable teenage mind, fitted perfectly with the exploration of new ideas and feelings in my own head - a massive space and universe within the confines of your own head and bedroom.
From bombastic, anthemic opener 'Liberty' to the almost atonic and disjointed yet somehow perfectly coherent soundtrack-to-a-film-that-never-was album closer 'Love Secrets' the album itself is ridiculously diverse, with stripped back balladry ('Sisters') to metal ('Erotic Nightmares') with shades of funk, classical, jazz, musicals and avant garde thrown in. Non-standard arrangements feature aplenty and the guitar work and effects are truly experimental and groundbreaking (a word bandied about far too regularly in the intervening years). In 'The Audience Is Listening', Vai answers his old master Frank Zappa's question 'Does Humour Belong in Music' with a resounding 'yes' with a track that somehow manages to overcome it's inherently cheesy concept to still sound serious - the protagonist mentally giving a big 'fuck you' to the doubters; You can reach your dreams, folks.
Centrepiece to the album is one of the finest performance recordings there is - 'For The Love of God'. For all the vitriol that's been directed at the so-called shredders and at rock in general, I would urge anyone to give this piece a true listen to hear how themes can be developed through a track and how emotion can be captured through playing - the final flurry of notes before the final refrain still gives me goosebumps every single time, conjuring up images of a drowning person using their last strength to make for the surface before sinking back under and succumbing to whatever spiritual end awaits them.

So, how is this going to work live?

Stripped back

Often, when an artist announces a complete album playthrough, you have to wonder how they will pull it off. Passion and Warfare asks more than most rock albums, with its innovative use of effects and massively multi-layered studio trickery. It was, therefore, with some surprise that I settled into the red velvet seats of the London Palladium to see one of the smallest stage setups I've seen. Oddly crammed way back and into the centre was simply amps, gear and mics for the 4-piece band consisting of long time Vai musicians Dave Wiener (guitar, occasionaly keys), Phil Bynoe (bass) and Jeremy Colson (drums). The only additional accoutrement was a relatively small (for the venue) projection screen suspended above the drum riser and not, as one might have expected, a stage full of additional musicians, pyro or choirs.

So, again, how is this going to work live?

As the lights dimmed, Vai entered. Shrouded by a grey hoodie, with laser beams projecting from his eyes (no, really!) the band launched into the stomping Bad Horsie (based, of course, on a riff from the infamous guitar duel from Steve's role as the Devil's guitar slinger in Crossroads) and the Attitude Song from 1985 album Flex-Able. Fan favourites, these ensured everyone was indeed paying attention as Steve continued a mini career retrospective with renditions of more recent track Gravity Storm and Whispering a Prayer. It was here that Vai's magic started to show. Absolute mastery of the instrument was demonstrated perfectly. For some reason, I always assumed the rubbery sound of Gravity Storm was from trem dives. Live, it's clear that it's actually done by pre-bends, i.e. bending the string up before hitting it, executed perfectly to pitch every single time, with Vai's right hand staying pointedly away from the whammy bar for the whole song in case anyone should assume he was cheating.
Whispering a Prayer was another tour de force. Carrying the tune using subtle, and not so subtle, whammy bends, removal of the trem arm to use as a slide, and volume swells to change the attack of individual notes and give the piece a vocal quality; Other than Jeff Beck, there is probably no other guitarist who can make a guitar sound so alive.

Heads up!!!

Finally, we get what we came for. Using video from Steve and Brian May playing at the aforementioned Seville EXPO, we are out of the gates with Liberty. Oddly, whether expectation or something else, it's perhaps the loosest I've ever heard Vai play live. A slight overbend here, or a hint of a bum note in the fastest of runs slip through the normally machine-accurate fingers. However, far from detracting, Steve's enjoyment in his playing is obvious. A grin accompanies the playing throughout.

The rest of the album is as expected. Perfectly executed, with the small band sounding far bigger than might be expected. It is constantly treated reverentially, and even where orchestrations are subtly altered to suit the band, the overall feel of each track is maintained perfectly. An element of humour is maintained throughout, with the only let up being 'For the Love of God', for which Vai stops and composes himself before diving in for another stellar, but movingly serious, performance - no mean feat for such an emotional track that any normal person would be expected to tire from after so many performances.

There is showboating aplenty, as expected. However, it's never done arrogantly and there's always a nod and a wink to what we all secretly know; for all the coolness of Vai, he is actually a geek of the highest order and you can just feel the excitement he must have felt when he invented some new technique we all take for granted now. Whilst many young guitarists nowadays can keep up with Vai in terms of speed, seeing just how much effort Dave Weiner (an exceptional player in his own right) has to put in to match some of the unison/harmony lines demonstrates Vai's 'different league' status, as he appears to be cruising much of the material, and also has the capacity to inject meaningful phrasing and dynamics beyond the basic notes.

The playthrough ends with 'Love Secrets' crashing out, with Steve shrugging with a laugh and a 'that's all I've got' as he acknowledges the difficulty of arranging such a complex studio piece for a live performance - something achieved impressively and admirably here.


The encore opens with a tribute to early mentor and musical genius Frank Zappa with a heartfelt rendition of Stevie's Spanking, designed as a showcase for the then 20 year old Vai to showcase his talents live. This is followed by a 'Build a Song' section, where the whole band demonstrate impressive pitch recognition and musical interplay as members of the audience suggest parts which are somehow pulled together into a coherent musical statement.
The final encore is Taurus Bulba, from the Fire Garden Suite.
Even as a lifelong fan, I was blown away by tonight's performance to the point where I've been rediscovered my love for Steve Vai's work, rediscovering the lesser listened albums and reminding myself just how skilled and how inventive he really is. If the rumours of a stripped back guitar-centric album turn out to be true then there really still is a lot to come from one of music's true innovators.

Rating: 10/10
Full setlist at Setlist.fm

Monday, 14 March 2016


Hey!Hello! - Ginger, The Rev, Hollis, Toshi and Ai
Well, this is a bit special...

The first H!H! album was a cracking little side project knocked out by Ginger Wildheart (of The Wildhearts notoriety) as a poppy upbeat counterpoint to the maelstrom that was the Mutation project, with both albums released simultaneously via PledgeMusic back in 2013.

Ginger has taken the template used for the first album, namely catchy-as-hell female-fronted pop rock with edgy lyrics, and turbo charged the formula on the aptly named Hey!Hello!Too! with the aid of a real band. Whereas the debut was recorded solely by Ginger himself (who proved surprisingly competent behind the kit), the addition of touring band members The Rev, Toshi and Ai and new singist Hollis Mahady has given the songs a huge power boost. This vehicle has been chipped off the scale.

The album opens with the previously released single Automatic Love. This barnstormer was first played at Ginger's Halloween Hootenanny gig last November and, while a great rocker and sure-to-be crowd-pleaser, is somehow a misleading intro to the album, as it's heavier (in terms of both style and mood) than the rest of the tracks.
Things move swiftly on to the humorous Kids, a warning to prospective parents: 'make no mistake about it, kids are gonna screw you up' before wondering how they turn into 'creepy little motherfuckers'. This is followed by the first of three 'covers', a great version of 70's band Sailor's Glass of Champagne. The remaining covers are actually existing Ginger tracks Don't Stop Loving the Music and Body Parts, which featured on the year-long GASS fanclub project and the Albion album respectively. While it may seem a cheat to re-record such recent tracks, there is no doubt they fit well alongside the rest of this collection and, as Ginger has already said, were only recorded earlier as it was unclear whether there would be any more H!H! at all. Anything that gets these tracks in front of a wider audience is fine by me.

It's difficult to single out other tracks - this really is an all-round no filler, all thriller album, with songs you can sing along to before the end of your first listen, harmonies and all. By the time the final pairing of Little Piggy (the best girl power anthem since, er, Ginger's last one) and the singalong knees up of Forever Young you realise 11 tracks and 38 minutes have passed impossibly quickly and it's back to the start for another go round.

You can currently preorder the album from Round Records at PledgeMusic and Hey!Hello! will be touring in April. See you down the front!

Update: Well, what a difference 12 hours can make. Singer Hollis has left the band to concentrate on her own band, Love Zombies and so the tour has been cancelled. The statements are here, but they've released a new video for Let's Get Emotional, which I think is more representative of the album.

Rating: 9/10

Thursday, 11 February 2016

A plan starts to form...

A plan

During my 2015 Year of Microadventure challenge*, as suggested by the wonderfully inspirational Alastair Humphreys, I came up with a simple plan: Walk to the office.

Easy, you say? I do that every day, you say? Well, for me it's slightly different. I'm currently an IT consultant, based at my home in South London. My office, however, is in Tewkesbury, in Gloucestersestershire. Have you seen how far that is? I mean, it's nearly in Wales!

A quick look at the map shows it to be around 120 miles. That's 190 km. That's quite a lot. Regardless, my plan is to walk there from home unsupported** this summer. I'll be on my own, which adds to the challenge as, although I've bivvied and camped a fair bit, I've never been camped beyond the garden on my own.

Proposed route

Having had a brief look at the map, I've decided to take the following general route, subject to more detailed planning once I've actually had a closer inspection, of course. I'd favour pleasant scenery and countryside over quicker straight line routes any day. Having said that, my first day will be as direct as possible, to try and clear the urban areas quickly:
  • depart South London
  • head across Richmond Park and cross M4
  • head vaguely across Colne Valley Regional Park
  • cross M25 towards Chilterns, staying north of High Wycombe
  • head west, keeping north of Oxford in direction of Woodstock
  • cross the Cotswolds and over M5
  • arrive Tewkesbury
(I'll figure out how to stick a map in at some point!)

Yes, there are slightly more direct routes. However, they take in areas I'm more familiar with and I want to get out of my comfort zone and give myself a bit of a navigational challenge. I'm also keen to avoid the Thames Path, as I've been walking that in sections with a friend (really need to finish that one day!) so don't want to spoil the fun.


Travel light, travel fast. That's the plan. As I'll be travelling alone, I'm not assuming there'll be much to do in the evenings in a bivvy bag. I'll also be tired from walking so hopefully I'll be able to bed down around 10pm, shortly after the light has fully gone, and get up with the sun. Allowing a bit of slack for distractions I'm hoping I'll be able to manage around 14-15 hours active time (including breaks).
On a recent microadventure jaunt, we covered approximately 22km in around 5 and a half hours along part of the North Downs way with a similar size pack to the one I'm planning to take in favourable conditions. Therefore I'm hoping to achieve it in 4 full days, although I'll probably book the next day as contingency. This is around 48km per day with an average pace of about 3.5 km/h. I'm not looking to crack along at 5km an hour, but fully expecting to put in the hours.

It'll be tough!

Gear, etc.

I'll write some more posts in the coming weeks on my plans for:

  • gear
  • clothing
  • food

So, that's it. Just need to find a date to do it now!

* I've not been terribly organised about documenting my adventures to date. My fellow camper has done better than me with this post (seems to be down at time of writing - sort it out Jayne!)

** I say unsupported. I'm not ruling out the odd pub stop. Purely to refill my water bottle, of course...